The best thing about food is that it does not care. You can be poor, Black, sad, Jewish, racist, mean, short, gay, republican and guess what? The food won't cook any differently if you're any of these. I can be me and make it into my form of art and it will almost always turn out perfect... unless I forget to set a timer and burn the sin out of it... than its no bueno.
Thursday, September 19, 2013
CarPlate DinnerYum!
The best thing about food is that it does not care. You can be poor, Black, sad, Jewish, racist, mean, short, gay, republican and guess what? The food won't cook any differently if you're any of these. I can be me and make it into my form of art and it will almost always turn out perfect... unless I forget to set a timer and burn the sin out of it... than its no bueno.
Picture this...
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Art Type!!! |
So we will cover Line Art (Any artwork or type that is comprised of a solid color, such as black), Halftones (dots merge to give an illusion of continuous tone to the naked eye....your eye is a pervert and should put some damn pants on), and Four Color (all colors being printed by combining the three primary yellow, magenta, and cyan with black.)
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Something for the Mama's and the Papa's... if you know what I mean
Oh, the wonders of a print ad. They come in all shapes and
sizes and have all sorts of ways to draw you in. Such as their subject of
visual focus. The subject of visual focus is what determines how the big idea
is executed.



Now, I am assuming after all these great examples, you (the
reader) are now an expert in the subject of visual focus. So go out and find
some fun ones and blog about it or something.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Its not just wrong its stupid!
Really Georgia... really??!?!? First you steal our peaches
but now our perverts too?
All joking aside, this is a great example of a newspaper
headline that I don't think is very effective. First off, it has sexual innuendo...
for boner, whilst talking about sex offenders. It’s funny for something like
the tabloids but it’s totally offensive, which takes away from the fact, that
it is stating a fact. This will turn the reader away with a bad taste in their
mouth and a bad image of your paper. I will admit that it has a wow factor that
may draw some attention, but I don't think a local newspaper wants that kind of
attention. I would have went with something along the lines of 'Sex Offenders
Resort to Woods for Residence.' in the News classification of headlines
(because it’s informative and factual) or 'There are Sex Offender Bears in Them
Woods' (because it’s Georgia and acceptably provocative) if you're still trying
to be somewhat crude.
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